
Why Catholics can’t preach
(and prefer not to listen)
It is
said that the Devil hates preachers even more than he hates exorcists. A
preacher, after all, ministers to multitudes, driving away error and encouraging
conversion of heart by the exposition of Catholic doctrine.
It’s harder to establish the reasons for
this lack of eloquence. Laying the blame on a lack of proximate preparation
seems the most popular course - Father is too busy or lazy to prepare properly.
Many priests don’t seem to read much more than the daily newspapers, and
become preachers of The
Weekend Australian rather
than the Gospel. The television and the internet have established themselves as
the sacerdotal diversions of choice. It’s not that the means of social
communication, as the
Loud, long and severe
The Curé of Ars as a young priest is said
to have slaved over the preparation of his sermons, writing them out in full on
the sacristy bench and going to the high altar to pray when he needed
inspiration. Having completed them he would commit them to memory. His sources
were limited to the standard manuals of the time and his sermons reflect his
chief preoccupations - the evils of dancing, drinking and impurity.
He was not thought of as a good or learned
preacher. Both long winded (his average was about an hour and forty minutes) and
severe (he was accused of having a Jansenist temperament), he often forgot his
place, resuming, if at all, after a long pause. One of his brother priests
absentmindedly mislaid the text of about twenty of the saint’s homilies
because he didn’t think them very interesting or important. It was only when
he began to preach ex
tempore,
abandoning his youthful rigorism, that the Curé’s words hit home. As a
toothless old man mumbling in the pulpit about the love of God he would reduce
the whole church to tears of penitence - his sermon was his life.
We can compare the preaching of this saint
to that of another holy man, Henry Cardinal Newman, his contemporary. He coaxed
and cajoled his listeners, pointing to the beauty of the Church and its
teaching, secure in the conviction that the Truth, once announced, attracted the
mind. His was a soul that rested peacefully in that Truth, inviting others into
its tranquil harbour. You couldn’t imagine Newman shouting at a congregation
in the way that Vianney did, yet both were holy, both influenced the people of
their time, neither had truck with error or vice.
Congregation hostile
Much has changed in the course of two centuries and
those who lament that their clergy don’t preach like Henry Newman or John
Vianney should bear in mind that, by and large, a modern congregation won’t
sit still for more than twenty minutes or consent to listen to anything more
challenging or complicated than a joke about the football.
Low regard
Humbert of Romans, a medieval theorist of preaching, suggests that the
Holy Spirit inspires the preacher in direct proportion to the devotion of the
people. It is worth considering that bad preaching is not just a clerical
problem, but a function of the low regard in which this ministry is held by
everyone in the Church, despite protestations to the contrary. In the same way
that the merest glimpse of even a completely cold thurible provokes Pavlovian
coughing fits, the accession of the priest to the pulpit often reduces the
congregation to a state of evident catatonia before he says a single word. A
culturally ingrained habit of thought, of both clergy and laity, considers the
preaching of the Church not so much an action of Christ the Teacher but an
address whose principle function is to deliver the congregation from boredom.
The French chronicler of manners, Anthelme Brillat-Savarin,
records the custom of one famous old canon who would periodically pause during
his longer instructions to consume a pickled walnut, while he allowed the
congregation leave briefly to clear their throats and nasal passages. He also
records an ecclesiastical difference of opinion over the propriety of allowing
ladies to have their servants bring them cups of hot chocolate during extended
preaching. However quaint these historical portraits they reveal a period in
which preaching was taken seriously.
In an age when the preacher competes not just with the cabarets and soirees of Ars but with increasingly expert and technologically advanced electronic media and cinema proper training of the clergy in sacred eloquence is only part of the solution. We have to have good listeners as well as good preachers.
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